Virgil

Virgil stands as the greatest poet of the Roman Empire, a man whose words defined the glory of Rome for millennia. While students today struggle through his Latin verses in classrooms, the real man was a shy, rustic perfectionist who would have hated the fame he achieved. For instance, he spent the Middle Ages not being remembered as a writer, but as a wizard who built magical defenses for the city of Naples. Furthermore, he famously tried to destroy his life’s work on his deathbed. Prepare to sing of arms and the man.

Fridrich Nietzche

Friedrich Nietzsche remains one of the most quoted and least understood philosophers in history. While many know him for the phrase “God is dead,” few realize that he actually lived a quiet, sickly life that ended in madness. For instance, he served as a medical orderly in a war where he witnessed horrors that haunted him forever. Furthermore, his famous mustache was not just a style choice but a massive barrier that allegedly scared women away. Prepare to stare into the abyss with the lonely wanderer of Sils Maria.

Plato

Plato remains the most famous philosopher in Western history, yet few people know that he started his career in the wrestling ring rather than the library. While we study his dialogues in universities today, he actually founded the very first university in the Western world. Furthermore, he invented the legend of Atlantis, which many people still believe serves as a historical fact. Prepare to step out of the cave with the student of Socrates.